Leonnardum and TaintedLore bring you "Why can't I raid?", parody of Rihanna - Unfaithful.

Beautiful voice and lyrics - TaintedLore A.k.a. Sharm, subscribe here:
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Machinima - Leonnardum A.k.a. Existenta, subscribe here:
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Lyrics:
Story of my life,
begging every night,
for a place in my guild raid.
But they just say no,
Your DPS is low,
Won't take you even if we're paid.

Why can't they just see
The raider's soul in me?
I would never let them down.
Yeah I'm just in greens,
Dunno what epic means...
But I could help them out somehow!

Spending all my gold on elixirs and stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you?
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore
Stand around and cry in Ironforge
Everytime you tell me I can't raid
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight...

I feel it in the air,
As I'm doing my hair,
Preparing for another raid
The GM says I'm in,
My GM FTW!
Can't believe I'll raid today!

But OMFG,
My electricity
Decided it don't want to flow
I can't get back online
To join the raid in time,
Replace me and off they'll go

Spending my gold on elixirs and stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you...
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore
Stand around and cry in Ironforge
Everytime you tell me I can't raid
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight...

What's wrong with me?
I might aswell roll another class
And start again, get it over with
Cuz I don't want to do this...
Anymore...

I don't wanna do this anymore
Stand around and cry in Ironforge
Everytime you tell me I can't raid
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight...