Officially Retarded - NR1 Fail Compilation 2011 by Bondiee
2011-03-01
Class: Paladin | Category: Dungeons / PvE | Server : EU - Twisting Nether ( Rampage )
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Movie Summary
This movie is showing how bad people can perform, my editing skills are not great, my English is not perfect, my accent is terrible, my personality is awful, my arrogance is great, my age is around 3 days, but it is still better then to fail as the monkeys in this vid did..

Music:
01- Jonas Stenberg - Enhancer (original mix-euphoric )
02- Paul Rockseek - VIP Access 70
03 - Greendjohn - Journey Home
04 - Tryiad - You Are God
05 - My own voice modified to sound really stupid with few relaxing sound samples mixed together... almost randomly

Add-ons Enabled:
Power Aura Classic, Atlas Loot, Auctioneer, Clique, Decursive, Docs Nameplates, Error Monster, jPack, Livestock, MSBT, MMBF, Monkey Clock, Move Anything!, Omni Cc, One Bag, One Bank, Opie, Postal, Prat, Quartz, Recount, Satrina Buff Frame, Shadowed Unit Frames, Stubby, Tip Tac, Titan Panel

Software Used:
Fraps, WoW - Cataclysm, Camtasia, for initial logo Model Viewer and Photoshop CS 5

Mistakes in editing were done way too late and i was too lazy to fix it...

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The enha shamy @ Husam fight is there, because he insulted me to the earth when I told him that he took more dmg from bombs then i took in the entire fight and his excuse was that he took 0... For people that believe that I kite too much, well, melee stands there, so i gotta drag em away... and if I stay with ass of the boss on a bomb, does not mean melee has to stand on the bomb.

No, at Asaad I am afraid that as prot paladin I am unable to dispel Magic + I don't give freedom to failing people.

Rogue at Lady Nazjar does not have stand there and die if i do not move fast enough...

For melees @ Corborus that says "I cannot nuke shards", well, honestly ? If I can without taking damage from them, why cannot you...

For the CC failures at Nazjar, good job, seriously...

For the snake/understanding the boss @ Anhuur, seriously ?

For the people unable to shiv / soothe / tranq... too hard to open spell book, read tool tip and act accordingly to situation ? Same goes for offensive dispellers..

For the mages / shamans unable to hit BL / TW during all the instance, GJ !

For the people moaning that you need mark for CC... A) You can mark your self... B) Too hard to see which mobs is untouched and to press your CC button ?

For the monkeys from "Not too much fail-group, is it" and failing with beams... no, not fail at all, honestly.

For tards dying @ Ozruk, meaning melees... Dead DPs = 0 DPS

For "monkeys" that has to be asked to buff, well, perhaps I can forget Righteous Fury, how will you act then when a big fat mob will smash you to your face ?

For the people failing @ Slabhide, how come that you take 200k+ damage, when I am there as ret, I do take 0..zero..Nada..nothing...

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For the troll comments coming, I did not put it very nice way, it was not even to be meant nice, it is neither meant to entertain you and I am not keen on any cool rating. If you play as bad as people in here, or even worse and if you got troubles admitting your own failures or improving, then honestly, this is not a game for you.

For folks running around gemless and without enchants, imagine everyone else done it same way like you... you would almost certainly not kill a lot... why does other people have to carry you ?


And for the people that does following:
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You are 14 years old - no, I am double

You are immature - saying truth to your face means "immature" ?

You are noob - noob does not try to improve with every mistake, like I do, and noob is someone who is new to this, and am here from beta..

You are arrogant "ahole" - I am arrogant to people who are arrogant to me, means, that if U fail, without studying up front or over and over again, then you are much more arrogant.. and especially, you are much bigger "ahole", when you react like mofo when asked for "don't fail".

P.S.: I am not an elitist when I ask you to move out of fire, interrupt, spell steal or CC with no marks... etc. ... Those things should be done automatically and just by common sence...

Feel free to comment, visit my www. youtube.com/tfpwow , feel free to insult me, share the link and whatever you want to do..



Epilogue

When you buy a car, without learning how to drive it, you load in another 4 people and you fail crashing to the wall, you all die, permanent...

When you buy WoW, without learning how to play, you group up with another 4 people and you fail with whatever, you wasting time and effort of other people, and you may cause your own or their dead... But this time, lucky for you, you get ressed.


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BEFORE YOU COMMENT ---- BEFORE YOU COMMENT ----

1.) Am not keen on 5 points, give it whatever you think it deserves
2.) I understand that you get offended, when someone shows your bad gameplay and calls you officialy retarded, thus, instead of getting annoyed like a moron, try to improve your self.
3.) If you are not liking the vid, I did not force you to watch it to begin with
4.) Please, dont use lol, rofl, imao, gay, belf, kid and so on. It looks more stupid then the fellas in the vid
5.) It was NOT meant to be nice, nor educative, nor helpfull. It was just meant to show the truth to your self.
6.) Everyone here on WCM is trying to "show how pro they are", well, i am not, am instead showing how bad you are.
7.) This movie is not about me, honestly, so stop insulting me. If you do so, then you basically stand behind 2-5 button morons dying in fire
8.) If you defend a moron, you downgrade your self to his level
9.) Veni, vidi, vici... amen

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