Hello, and welcome to Oxhornpiece Theater! Today we will be previewing two fantastic movies, Inventing Swear Words 2 and The Anti-Elf Anthem. Take a gander!

Note: The voting for Xfire's contest has ended. The Anti-Elf Anthem got first place in the Short Feature category and Inventing Swear Words 2 got third place in the Comedy category. You can download both of them here on warcraftmovies.com.

Enjoy them all, and wish me luck!

P.S. - There are three running gags in this short movie. See if you can find them! Post a comment when you think you have found one and if you're right I'll fill in the blank below. These are the ones that have been found so far, in order of appearance:

It is a different book each time (found by Tral)
The books are all upside down (found by Zaran)
It is a different pipe each time (found by Tral)

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All glory and honor goes to Jesus Christ, for I have no right or reason to think too much of myself. Besides, my acting is about as successful as Mike Tyson in a spelling bee..