This is a short commercial I made in response to Xfire's "VIP" contest. They asked a few authors to make a promo commercial that would be aired on MTV and its affiliates, and then they would pick the best one. "Squirrelbane" by the fellows over at Myndflame was chosen over mine (for reasons that are obvious).

Oh, and to all the gnomes out there, I do offer my apologies. I punt you fine little-uns for the sake of humor only. The only race I truly hate are the Elves. Oh, how I hate Elves...

I finally opened up a shop where folks can buy shirts with little quips from some of my movies. So far I only have white shirts, but I'll have some black shirts available soon.

Oxhorn Brand Store

Check out my Myspace, where you can find lyrics to all my songs, scripts for all my movies, articles I've written on machinima and regular updates.

Oxhorn Brand Movies on Myspace

I update my website weekly with information about upcoming movies or songs that I'm working on as well as lots of fun stories to read.

www.brandonMdennis.com

By the way, I'm looking for a literary agent to publish my fiction novel, so if you are one (or know of one) check out my webpage and drop me a line!

All glory and honor goes to Jesus Christ, who made the makers of those gnomes which I delight in picking on. Ever sooo much..