Associate Professor Evil seeks to make the most evil potion in the world, so that he might become the most powerful warlock around. In the process, he is accosted by a number of beggars and finally snaps!
I've been asked for the recipe for the most evil potion ever. Here it is:
Unbrushed Panda Teeth
Bucket of Elf Blood
Fluffy Rainbow Crystals
Right Hand of a Gnome who was Caught Cheating at Cards
Essence of Pure EVIL
Evil Enhancement Pills
This is part five of my "Oxhorn's Short Shorts!" series, the previous four being "Drunken Kodo Riding", "The Joy of Punting Gnomes", "Krick in the Back!" and "ROFLMAO!", linked below.
Thanks to Vinkona, who made the movie poster above! You can purchase a high resolution, large wall poster from the link below (I sell them at cost, which means that I do not make a profit).