This movie is a tribute/homage/show of respect to the "How To Paladin"
series by Stoker.
Alternatively, this movie can be just simply called lame-assed plagiarism. The HTP series is so imba, I think that I can never reach such imbaness.. but at least I have tried :D
As Stoker released his movies separately, this movie holds a total of 9 parts in one! And you can't even tell them from each other! Imba!
This movie includes:
- The Staff of Kralnor (or at least a replica of it)
- Daisy, The Dancing Tauren (protector saint of all guild chats)
- The second public appearance of ORIMO SEX DANCE
- A touching love song performed by Gasanar I might get killed because of this in IRL, so if that happens - bai bai and thanks for teh fish! You can listen to this wonderful piece of music over and over and over and over again on it's YTMND page!
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When I saw those "How To Paladin"-movies I realized that those kind of movies are my future as a machinimaker. So no more Unlimited Escapisms, w00t!
Or anything in HD res for that matter. Oldsk00l lowquality is the shit!
Here in Finland we would say "Vittu mitä paskaa!" about the movie.