A washed up Pally is drinking his last few gold away, depressed by the Moanadins who dominate his class. He decides to seek out the spirit of Uther in Battle, and, inspired by Whitesnake (!?!), sets out to solo Guard Mol'dar in DM North. He finds success and soon rediscovers his zest for life (and, er, scantily clad dancing women.)



Wishing to pass on what he has learned about Paladins, he finishes with a song, performing "Pallies are Invincible", a guilty pleasure 80's style rock out with a strong message for the Moanadins.......